I don’t care who you are!”
From an email my hubby sent me:
Isn’t it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, then track her calves to their stalls…But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country? Maybe we should just give them all a cow.
OR find Osama bin Laden… or track sexual offenders…
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a bunch of really smart guys, it’s worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.
DON’T get me started on this one… it isn’t pretty!
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post: “Thou Shall Not Steal,” “Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart: “Boy, I felt safe when she was behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and hauled her off to jail.”
I don’t usually appreciate Carlin’s humor anymore, but this one had no cussing, and though it is a tad sexist, and OJ and Kobe were acquitted in the aforementioned legal system where the 10 Commandments can’t be displayed, it IS funny.